7:30 am – Get home from working my “daily bread” job at the hotel.
7:31 am – Abandon thoughts of getting a quick nap at the site of both of my daughters up, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
7:35 am – Make breakfast for Elder Spawn and a bottle for Wee Spawn
7:45 – Clean Elder Spawn’s breakfast off of Elder Spawn and surrounding furniture.
8:30 – Kiss wife goodbye as she heads to work. Help load kids in car.
8:31 – Take a nap and bathe simultaneously by falling asleep in the bathtub.
9:25 – Wake up freezing cold. Empty tub and refill with hot water.
9:45 – Get dressed and decide its time to go down to my internship
10:00 – Get distracted by deciding to check my email.
10:10 – Get tired of checking email and search YouTube for Music Videos.
10:30 – Locate car keys, wallet, cell phone and laptop bag.
10:35 – Order a medium coke and a double cheeseburger at McDonalds.
10:50 – Walk into the IT Coordinator’s office. Say “Good Morning” although I really mean, “I wish I was dead.” Ask “What’s broke?”
11:00 – Head over to the high school. Someone wants Outlook up and running.
11:05 – Library aide tracks me down to fix somthing wholly trivial.
11:10 – Go down to room 304 to change out a blown LCD monitor. The district saw no need in buying spares, so I replace it with a 15″ CRT. Teacher scowls. I tell him that a lot of users are going with the retro look on their desktop and that we’ll be phasing 8″ floppies and tape drives back in as well.
11:30 Go down to the middle school. Some schmuck has stolen the patch cable for computer 5D in the switch. Recommend that switch room be boobie trapped to prevent reoccurence.
11:50 – Spend about three hours putting Windows 98 on a bunch of machines that are going to be used as word processing machines. Decide to rename the system folder from WINDOWS to REDMOND, REDMONDWA, for the jollies of it.
2:50 pm - Realize everyone else is going home, so I should too.
3:00 – Stop at McDonalds. Another medium coke and TWO double cheeseburgers.
3:30 – Arrive home. Check email.
4:00 – Decide its time to go to bed
600 – Ignore all attempts to rouse me.
9:45 – Wake up
9:47 – Stumble into kitchen and eat dinner, which consists of cold leftovers, barbeque Grippos, or whatever I can throw together in my dazed state.
10:35 – Leave for the hotel where I work at the front desk.
11:00 – Arrive at work. Multitask between running a hotel, checking email, and browsing YouTube.
7:30 am – Repeat
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