God Wants Me Dead?

According to this convoluted blog, the Almighty is greatly enraged with the fact that I use Linux.

These Microsoft fanboys are something else. Now they are pretending to be Christian bloggers. You Windows lovers have no shame!

The Christian View, or Protestantism Done in 1-bit Color

First some clarification. This blog is written from a sincere point of view. When I say, “Bring back the Sedition Act” or “Put Chuck Currie in jail for sedition.” I mean it. There are blogs and websites that are also for the sake of satire. Some of them are clearly satirical and are in relatively good taste. (I particularly enjoy The Onion.) Others, such as the Landover Baptist site are not only in poor taste, they aren’t even funny.

Evidently, we can add The Christian View to the list of satirical sites. While I initially considered this site to be legit and even agreed with much of the sentiment expressed by some of the earlier posts I read, I began noticing the posts were becoming increasingly bizarre. I also questioned “Pastor Joshua’s” motives behind linking to Westboro Baptist Church (Fred Phelp’s lovely creation), to which I have received no reply to this day.

Having seen the bizarre nature of many of the most recent posts, and the associations with other satirical sites such as Landover Baptist, I am forced to conclude that either “Pastor Joshua” is a fabrication made by those interested in discrediting conservatism and Protestantism or is run by the most mindless group of morons in the world. I am inclined to believe the former. I may be wrong, although it would be the first time I have been surprised by the degree of stupidity exhibited by a group of people.